accio-shitpost:

“not all men”, you’re right. ex-hogwarts professor and actual ray of sunshine remus lupin would never do this to me, unless james and sirius put him up to it


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I’m just here to say that I woke up and put on pants before noon.

Where is my trophy?

accio-shitpost:

self care is downing a whole bottle of felix felicis and fighting the dark lord behind a mcdonalds at 3am

i know that your face tag is a parks and rec quote but i think about it out of context and you do look like you drink water because you don't look grossly dehydrated. this is what you make me think about, william

Do I know you?

the if you watch food network youre gay post is stupid gays don't own everything you know
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choppedandfoodnetwork:

Reblog if you’re gay, own everything, or just really love food network 

Send me one “Dear—” and I’ll write a letter to this person

question-meme:

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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space-ryder:

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

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jelitime:

Me during all of June

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